Posted on 10/30/2012 7:23:16 AM PDT by GeronL
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What about water? I don't think you want to be drinking the flooded waters that include salt, trash and sewage.
Poor Rodney went to pieces after 12 hours...he had two days warning....ran out of food?....
What do you mean "they", you stupid idiot.
How could YOU let this happen? Why didn't YOU stock up on food and candles?
Are you even capable of wiping your own Biden or do you depend on "them" to do it for you?
Imagine what it would be like if your power came from windmills and solar panels.
Btt, good one
I hope you're proud of yourself.
lol.
I do have to feel sorry for the fools a little though. I know that horrible feeling in the stomach when you just know you %$#@!’d everything up.
Got a shotgun,rifle and a four wheel drive,a country boy can survive
High winds and storms make both windmills and solar panels useless. Plus if those are subsidized Obama solar panels that catch on fire in the sun, you really in trouble. lol
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I even put the warning in the first line this time. heh
Bush's fault.
Yep!
I don’t imagine there is good fishing in Queens, but today I could be wrong.
These are people too trifling to collect their own trash and tie it up in plastic bags.
Let them drink Heineken.
“Rodney has faith that Mayor Bloomberg and President Obama will be there, delivering aid door to door, but the wait is already wearing thin. This got old real quick he says I’m starting to understand my friends who went out looting last night”
This reminds me of something I heard last year. I live in Huntsville AL in the area that was hit by several tornados a year ago April. One of the local radio stations was 24/7 allowing people to call in asking questions like where can I get ice or gasoline. Where are there working ATMs, etc. One guy called in wanting to know how he could get someone to bring him the free food. The DJ said he hadn’t heard of any one bringing people free food and asked the guy several questions about why couldn’t he go get his own food, was he broke or disabled? The guy couldn’t answer any of those questions and kept saying he wanted his free food brought to him.
That mentality is out there and its becoming more common too
Good job. Your writing is improving.
I realize the piece is satire and your response humorous.
But for those that use this article as a reminder to be prepared:
If you intend to wait out an emergency period in an apartment building in a city, you need to plan on a significant amount of water. Even more so if you want to flush a toilet now and then.
What is the minimum quantity of water needed?
http://www.who.int/water_sanitation_health/emergencies/qa/emergencies_qa5/en/index.html
Emergency Bath Tub Water Storage System
http://www.redcrossstore.org/Shopper/Product.aspx?uniqueitemid=513
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