DUmmie FUnnies 11-02-12 (Pitt sees Bloomberg endorsement as climax change!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 2, 2012 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[hsalaw]

Every sentient being should be doing the same thing!

That leaves the DUmmies out.

[Nasher]

After reading this it is clearly apparent that the DUmmies don’t have the slightest suspicion of the approaching Romney Tsunami.

I expected them to show some cautious optimism concerning an irrelevant Bloomberg endorsement. Instead they actually think it’s a game changer.

Poor DUmmies. Hopefully they’re all low on their psychedelic refills. As soon as the first results start coming in they’ll all be rifling through their medicine cabinets looking for some comfort.

[Condor51]

Golly gee whiz. Gun-grabber and psycho nanny-state tyrant Bloomberg endorses fellow gun-grabber and psycho nanny-state tyrant Obama -- Who'd A Thunk It?!?!

Not one single DUmmie.
...............

[NeoCaveman]

So the winds of Sandy...were the harbingers of the Winds of Change.

Almost enough to make them believe in God...

[mikrofon]

EVERYONE KNOWS IT’S SANDY

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{To the tune of “Everyone Knows It’s Windy” by The Association.}

Who flooded out the whole New York subway
Bringing up blame from Dems everywhere
Who ended up a plus for O-Zero
Everyone knows it’s Sandy.

Who ripped right through the streets of the City
Damaging things wherever she’d been
Who’d Bloomberg use to capture the moment-
Everyone knows it’s Sandy...

Sandy had a stormy eye
Because of the Climate Change lie
This story’s got wings to fly
From all the Clowns (From all the Clowns)
From all the Clowns (From all the Clowns)

[Incorrigible]

[Or, if you’re on Staten Island, the beach will come to you.]

Great dark humor

[One Kook over the Flu Inject.]

That is just LOL funny!

I’m feeling better now that William Pitt is banking on an Obama win!

[submarinerswife]

wowzzzaa!!! is that a snowball I hear melting in hell?

[No, that's a power line down on Staten Island.]

Charles, you have been on a roll lately, you devil! I love reading DUFU when it makes me laugh until coffee shoots out of my nose! Thanks for the morning giggles! Keep it coming!

[submarinerswife]

As one who lives in Toronto I say FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO!!!

Come to the light side, Luke! America is calling your spirit home! Or you can just come visit us for a week.

[submarinerswife]

TAKE A PICTURE. WRITE IT DOWN. REMEMBER WHERE YOU WERE WHEN YOU READ THIS.

I was at a Newton schoolyard taking pictures and writing down evidence for a pending class action lawsuit.

...with a temporary sock puppet in my pocket.

(LOL I remember that thread on DU from so many years ago!)

[submarinerswife]

DU will be shutting itself down to only members on election night and beyond so that they can limit veiwing of the impending meltdown (Just like 2004.) If you haven’t done it yet, be sure to join or check in often to DUFU so that the few of us that fly under the DU radar can let you in on the slide of insanity.

Wish us luck. Some never come back from DU without some sort of infliction. It took weeks to stop the drooling out of the left side of my mouth when I heard the name of GW Bush from 2004 election. I’m am now ready, once again, to sacrifice my self for more episodes of DUFU Election of DOOM 2012.

Stay tuned!

[MeOnTheBeach]

Hey Charles, you should grab all those threads over there of them claiming 0 is going to win and the like. And make one big DUFU with a “How’d that work our for you?” theme.

I saw a couple claiming an 0 landslide. heheh!

I think that would be hysterical. Just a thought. :)

[Notary Sojac]

Charles, as a fellow Wrigleyville brat I love ya like a brother, but please, please don't ever use "Pitt" and "climax" together in a headline again.