You can't have everything. Where would you put it? Amazing......Who Wuda Thot ....
Mitch Hedberg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6xaj2fC1jI&feature=related
I think a rotisserie is a really morbid Ferris wheel for chickens.
I jumped for Joy but Joy jumped higher!
I like refried beans but I wanna try fried beans. Maybe they’re just as good and we’re wastin time.
When I was a kid we had a quicksand box in my backyard. I was an only child... eventually. -SW
My favorite is still “I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.”
I was at this restaurant. The sign said “Breakfast Anytime.” So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?