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Hey - that’s not nice to make fun of Alpaca’s lisps.
LOL
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There were once four men who, with their families, ran an alpaca ranch.
One day, the alpaca ate some fermented berries, and broke free of their corral. They ran into the nearby town and, in their drunkenness, started kissing people.
The men, panicked, ran into town and shouted for people to stay inside until they could round up the alpaca. They shouted so long that they lost their voices, but eventually they were able to round up the animals and nobody was hurt.
From thence forth they were known in town as the “Four hoarse men of the alpaca lips.”