Ummm. Tell ya what, next time the Clerk of a United States District Court returns a pleading on the grounds that the court doesn't really exist, I'll ask you to tutor me.
In the meantime, I'll do you a favor, here is a great deal on lead foil, which beats aluminum foil by orders of magnitude:
http://www.atnuke.com/nuclear/lead/leadfoil.html
what’s the matter, incapable of reading the law or do you just prefer to go through life on pure speculation?
http://www.supremelaw.org/sls/31answers.htm