Shortly after arriving home....
My sister went back to the shower....
My dog,a very friendly pit-bull, went in my fenced backyard were strangely, the neighbors rabbit had hopped into and onto the patio table were we always store a stack of pancakes....
That's when my friendly pit-bull (whose name is “Killer”) saw the bunny covered in pancakes....
He killed and ate the rabbit (and pancakes)and was peacefully sitting in my backyard drooling blood and foam when a Police Officer, responding to a call from my neighbor, jumped the fence and shot poor “Killer” 35 times.
Then he jumped the fence and shot the neighbor's dog for good measure... Fortunately, “Killer” is fine and is now recuperating from his wounds and still digesting the rabbit...... The Police department issued the officer a commendation for excellent police work and my sister still remains in the shower..... I went back to decorating my Holiday Tree with all natural vegan decorations and a midget...Whew...what a day!! Merry Christmas to All!
You’re still leaving out the ‘creation v. evolution’ meme. Perhaps a word on how the pitbull and the pancake bunny came into being is in order... :-)