[uncommonsense]

I may have missed out on inventing the pet rock and authoring this “scholarly study”, but I’m going to apply for federal money to study the correlation between the number of automobiles owned in countries globally and the number of deaths from automobile accidents.

[marktwain]

Be sure to publish the research when you have finished. I want to read it!

[marktwain]

It is especially alarming that the largest hospitals, that contain the greatest number of patients, have the largest number of deaths per hospital.

The largest hospitals should be the first ones banned.

[BwanaNdege]

“I’m going to apply for federal money to study the correlation between the number of automobiles owned in countries globally and the number of deaths from automobile accidents.”

not a joke:

The Automobile Association of Kenya published a story saying that the death rate per automobile registered in Kenya was 50 times that of the UK and 70 times that of the USA.