[Chode]

Right!!! Well then... henceforth, all things sharp will be banned, and all things pointy shall also be banned, and anything that is sharp AND pointy is right out!!!

Also, things that are blunt are banned, and things that are heavy are banned, and things that are blunt AND heavy are RIGHT OUT AS WELL!!!

Well, lets see... that about cover it then???

[marktwain]

Not quite. In this direction, we also need to ban all things strong and stringy, all strong drink and toxic chemicals, all plastic bags and duct tape, and and most of all “hands and feet”!