Remind me again, how many Americans is Armstrong responsible for killing in Benghazi???
This just in:
Tour de France officials have finally found a “clean” winner for the 2003 tour. Jeremy Koutsis was just 8 years old when he was randomly selected to ride in the prologue that year as a publicity stunt for one of the tour sponsors.
” Since Jeremy was not tested he must be presumed to not have taken any performances enhancing drugs” said one tour official. The official also said they would be monitoring Jeremy for the rest of his life for any deviations in his performance. “ Our goal is to maintain the integrity of the race.”
In a related story the US testing agency that nailed Armstrong indicated they had procured an Eddie Mercks’ hair sample from an old photo album and would have a startling announcement in the coming weeks.