wait..is he drinking a beer in the SUV with the keys in the ignition?
Call the cops on him for DWI!
A few times and they take the truck.
Problem solved :)
“Yes, 911? I’d like to report a drunk driver. He’s currently in his driveway with the radio playing and the engine running. I think he’s on his 5th or 6th beer. ya, the last song he played.. well.. I don’t know if I should say this.. But it was NWA’s uhhh... how do I put this.. eff the police. Oh oh I know! Also, I think I saw a pistol in his lap, but I am not sure. Yes, thank you, I can hear the sirens now”
Great idea! Cops love DWI action more than they love shooting dogs.