Crap.
Simply dial up your nearest ‘rat “representative”, hint that you’re about to write a fat check to his/her/its campaign fund and I’d bet you can get a Personal Exemption for anything up to and including a Thompson full auto with the big ol’ pancake magazine.
Drop the hint that you’re actually a screaming Moozie-out-for-Jihad, and you might score your own personal F-16. Maybe even with The 0’s autograph on the nose...