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Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan, actually.

[Olog-hai]

I’d rather he keep using that versus his birth name (Piers Stefan O’Meara).

Now we know that he’s so weak, a loud cough will scare him to death.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan, actually.

Or how about...

Piers Stefan Pog-mo-thoin