*laugh* Gotta admit, had Me going until the Shefaugh-Jax Annalee quote. Then I reread the Pelosi spew and realized first that she seemed more coherent than usual, and then a bit depressed when it clicked that this was so close to the truth that it was almost indistinguishable as satire.
Me too!
You know that is just how Sheila thinks! Not satire!