She’s the last person that should comment on someone’s appearance. Seriously, I saw a pic of how she looks w/out a professional makeover. Not someone who should throw stones.
Son, that is the "semi-satire" part of the thing. She didn't actually say it. Now you know why some people really hate this made-up stuff.
I saw her without make-up on a set 3 years ago here in Hollywood as I work in the biz. She looks worse than a washed-up porn actress. One of my best friends who is a make-up artist for countless TV shows told me in their position, they enjoy touching up the really natural beautiful people as it takes less time.
The ugly ones (Madonna, Clooney, Matt Damon etc—typical libs) are the worst to work with as they have ugly mugs. Don;t believe those mag cover pages, they are just graphic artist fixed..