What’s black and white and red all over? A: Obama.
obama isn’t really black he is just so dense light bends around him
Well done.
A communist, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a homosexual walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What’ll it be, Barack?”
ROTFLOLOL.
“Q: What are the teams in the new Obama Football League? A: The Stealers, the Bills, the Chargers, and the Lyin’s.”
Given his affinity for homosexuals, I think the Packers will be added as well
HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed 'YES' for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his 'red sisters and brothers'.
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle.
The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name given to the Senator.
They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
If you put it on your boots and they look better, it’s Shinola. If you put it on your boots and they stink, it’s obama.
BFLR - this ought to be a funny thread ;-)