Umbrella Etiquette
Posted on May 17 2013 - 12:36 AM - Posted by: Michelle McCormick1. Make sure your umbrella fits the occasion
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2. Be mindful not to block the view of fellow spectators
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3. When with a senior companion, the younger person should hold the umbrella
4. Be careful not to let the wind flip your umbrella
5. Be mindful not to jab your closed umbrella at people. It is not a weapon. I’m looking at you, Mr. KGB.
6. Be mindful of the size of your umbrella
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7. Always hold an umbrella for a lady
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Child, please
“But Palin had someone hold her umbrella!!”
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A) See Rule #7
B) He wasn’t a US Marine. Because Marines are Devil Dogs-Not Umbrella Holders
#BOOM
