Holy crap. This is one of the most tragically comic articles I’ve ever read!
She opened a case containing a new firearm and went into fits because the magazine was in the gun? What the Hell business does this woman have being around children let alone firearms? She wets her pants just SEEING a gun? My God! How many years of conditioning did it take to evoke that response? Does she thoroughly soil herself in the same way when someone fires up a chainsaw? How about a lawnmower?
She should go out and buy a frontloader and drive it around her neighborhood. Assuming she actually drives, she’d probably think she was more competent with it than she really is and wind up destroying half the mailboxes in her neighborhood.
This is downright terrifying, I agree with the article. This woman has no business owning a gun. And ya know what? That’s the beauty of this nation! You are surrounded by people who do so that you do not.
Maybe gun makers should start selling a box of Depends with each purchase by new liberal gun buyers...
Does she thoroughly soil herself in the same way when someone fires up a chainsaw? How about a lawnmower?
You definitely should get out of the way if you see her mowing her lawn. God knows what she could do with those rotating mower blades.
In fact, I hope she has no power tools at all. She probably shouldn’t be allowed to buy real knives or scissors either. Stick with blunt children’s stuff. Safer for all of us.