I’m not bothered by the expulsion from the game.
If they were Cardinal fans, the fuzz did them a favor.
On the other hand, how big was the kid? Maybe he could try out for the Cardinals as an offensive lineman.
Unfortunately for you, the Gestapo ceased operations on the 8th of May, 1945. I’m sure that they would have welcomed you into their ranks and you could have helped bring a special kind of order and discipline into this world.
I don’t understand your attitude about this. Are you one of the “all alcohol is evil” crowd?