[Fast Moving Angel]

... assuming America is still HERE in 50 years — a fact not necessarily in evidence.

[who_would_fardels_bear]

America died the week we found out that the NSA is listening to everyone's phone calls and we didn't have a national strike.

I think it's time to start thinking of a new name for what used to be the USA. Maybe something modeled after the 'European Union'. Here are some ideas:

Ameropean Union
Queeritopia
LGBTIQue
Unexceptionalopolis
Werenumbertwoliterally
Cronyserfdom
Sexdrugsandtwerk