And do YOU have a Bible app on YOUR phone? I don't know an app from a hole in the ground. I don't do apps. There may be some apps on my phone, but I don't know what they do. I know that "app" is short for "application," but that's about it. I am functionally appless. And that's . . . OK.
Apps is just a fancy way of saying programs. Some apps like game apps I don't do but some are VERY useful. Like if I'm on line and bored, I just watch YouTube videos on my SmartPhone. Don't tell me you don't have a SmartPhone? They are now as cheap as DUmbPhones. You can even use an app to scan barcodes and find out where you can find the cheapest such product in your area. I bet a lot of folks in your flock have the Bible app on their phones. You can get almost any version in almost any language. I figured for sure you had that app.
BTW, I was watching Andrew Zimmern in St. Louis and want to know if St. Louis pizza is that good. He said he was prepared to dislike it because of the processed cheese but really liked it. And I'm sure there is a restaurant app out there. Maybe even a pizza app.