[Yosemitest]

From her site:

Amy Nicholson is a critic and playwright whose interests include

hot dogs, standard poodles, Bruce Willis and comedies about the utter futility of existence.
She is
the editor of Boxoffice Magazine,
film editor of the Inland Empire Weekly,
film critic for LA City Beat,
and a member of the Los Angeles Film Critics Association,
and has screened submissions for Sundance, AFI, and the Los Angeles Film Festival. 
In addition, she is
a theater critic for the LA Weekly
and member of the Los Angeles Drama Critics Circle.
Her range of credits spans
the Los Angeles Times
and Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul IV,
and she holds
a B.A. in Film Studies from the University of Oklahoma
and a Masters in Professional Writing from USC.

All that education, and she doesn't have a brain cell in her head that isn't perverted.
Too much drugs, I guess.

[StonyBurk]

her interests define her. May she find her dreams filled with standard bred poodles doing her like Bruce Willis did the bad guys in Die Hard.She would not last long enough to ring the bell in BUDS. But not to worry her kind hasn’t the mental capacity to comprehend BUDS.