OCFS ('Obama Chronic Fatigue Syndrome') 
" If President 0bama really wants 0bamacare to be fully implemented, he should push for full medical benefits for “Obama Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.” OCFS is a complicated disorder with symptoms of depression, headache, nausea, aversion to TV and radio news, fear of the IRS, NSA and extreme pain in the ears upon hearing words and phrases such as Benghazi, Egypt, Syria, Fast & Furious, Solyndra, Immigration Amnesty and Joe Biden.
The symptoms of 0bama Chronic Fatigue Syndrome do not decrease with rest or sleep and sufferers usually awaken each day saying to themselves “I just had this horrible dream and … oh crap, it wasn’t a dream, he still is president.”
There is no one test to confirm a diagnosis of OCFS. You may have to undergo a variety of medical tests to rule out other health problems, but if you voted for anyone other than 0bama in the last two presidential elections, you probably have it.
The cause of chronic OCFS is well known — it is President Obama. The cure is simple but medical and political experts disagree on best method of treatment. "
"A more difficult treatment is Presidential Impeachment as it has only been tired two times and never been successful. The most probable cure of OCFS is patience and time. "
Via: http://www.pottsmerc.com/opinion/20130915/john-c-beiber-obama-chronic-fatigue-syndrome