Because they corrupted your Word program, the bastards!
They used pyramids and the History Channel and little weaselly aliens.
In fact, the Bilderbergers took control of your images THREE
times while you were trying to post them here. Aliens are KNOWN
to be working for Soros through the Illuminati network and have
long had the ability to alter significantly any images in transit
on any human world or network.
No. I know because of evidence. Solid evidence.