Posted on 03/08/2014 10:55:56 PM PST by Cincinatus' Wife
Congratulations. Your problem with FR has been solved.
“Congratulations. Your problem with FR has been solved.”
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving scam artist.
Well that right there says a few bad things about the feller...
But I'm relieved that his problem has been solved.
Problem resolution is important.
To: The poster self-identifying as Kevmo.
Subject: ButtHurt Form.
Dear: Mr./Mrs./Ms./Homosexual/Metrosexual/Bisexual/Lesbian/Transgender/Transsexual/Agender/Non-gender/Bi-gender/Third-gender/Genderfluid/Trans-man/Trans-woman/Cross-Dresser/It Kevmo
Please fill out and submit this ButtHurt Form as a permanent record of your “feeling” about why you got Zotted from the Premier Conservative Forum on the Internet.
You may continue on the back of the form and you may also attach an addendum to the form.
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["Lift me up. Let me go."]
Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my Viking Kitty/ZOT ping list!. . . don't be shy.
Palin never backed out at last minute. She kept her contract with FOX News after the date she would have had to get out. She did not back out, she was not going to run in the first place.
She never lied, but people lied to themselves when they should have paid attention to reality.
I only hope that of Palin plans to run this time, she enters when the others do. Running for President means you have to be dedicated to it. A person doesn’t hold out till last minute because it takes years and planning and money.
Pay attention and choose a person who really is serious about running.
In all honesty, I think he was trying to ping me.
Well, bye Kev-
We won’t be seeing you no ‘mo.
Grabbed by the ear and tossed to the curb by the boss, himself.
ROTFL.
You weren’t even on that thread!
Atomic ZOT!!!
now that’s BBQ!
You Got Banned!
Maybe You should try hiding under your desk next time?
Kevmo ended up like WillieGreen, a one note maniac.
cold fusion, high speed trains.
Got locked in to it and blinded himself.
It looks like Superman has a hairball. Adorable Superman though.
Well, well, well.
Can't say I'm surprised. Kev was another one of those who never could seem to play well with others. I have a feeling that he's quietly relieved to be out of here. I don't think he liked the place at all.
Indeed. Anyone with a problem with FR and JimRob should just slink away and go to DU where they belong.
Hi Humblegunner.
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