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‘Fat Texts’ and ‘Fart Regulation’ Coming to You from the Nanny State
Godfather Politics ^ | April 8, 2014 | Common Constitutionalist

Posted on 04/09/2014 7:40:26 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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1 posted on 04/09/2014 7:40:26 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: SheLion; Eric Blair 2084; -YYZ-; 31R1O; 383rr; AFreeBird; AGreatPer; Alamo-Girl; Alia; altura; ...

If cattle farts are outlawed . . .

Nanny State PING!


2 posted on 04/09/2014 7:42:04 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The PASSING LANE is for PASSING, not DAWDLING)
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“Natural cork.”


3 posted on 04/09/2014 7:43:13 PM PDT by Steely Tom (How do you feel about robbing Peter's robot?)
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We drove around through our cow herd for quite a while today. I didn’t hear a single cow fart!


4 posted on 04/09/2014 7:47:46 PM PDT by Ditter
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Thanks for the ping!


5 posted on 04/09/2014 7:48:26 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: Ditter

Must all be SBDs.


6 posted on 04/09/2014 8:14:26 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The PASSING LANE is for PASSING, not DAWDLING)
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7 posted on 04/09/2014 8:16:45 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I guess the answer is to eat buffalo. They can’t demonize buffalo without being anti-Native American racists.


8 posted on 04/09/2014 8:22:02 PM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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When you start giving in to Democrats they will not stop until everyone is Dead.
They will be the only ones with guns. History is riddled with the corpses of
those who ignored these kinds of people.
9 posted on 04/09/2014 8:27:36 PM PDT by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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Yes, cow farts contain methane, ... So the Obama brain trust has proposed a 25% reduction in methane emissions by 2020.

As anyone who is even minimally informed on the subject knows, termites produce more methane than all of the ungulates in the world both domestic and wild. What's the plan to eliminate termites?

10 posted on 04/09/2014 8:44:29 PM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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If they want to start thinking that human farts are destroying the earth, then I am dead-solid sure they’ll execute me as a serial killer.


11 posted on 04/09/2014 8:47:44 PM PDT by hoagy62 ("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
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What’s worse? Cow farts or smokers? It’s a tossup....


12 posted on 04/09/2014 9:03:34 PM PDT by Drango (A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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What's the plan to eliminate termites?

Just douse a large, wooden house in poison and let them have at it.

13 posted on 04/09/2014 9:05:54 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The PASSING LANE is for PASSING, not DAWDLING)
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14 posted on 04/09/2014 9:12:47 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (The PASSING LANE is for PASSING, not DAWDLING)
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Leftists have always been insane, but now they’re wearing colored lights and howling under the noonday sun - all to distract attention while they shred the Constitution and eat it while hiding under the table.


15 posted on 04/09/2014 9:13:17 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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That would work ... as well as taking one car off of the road. ;^)


16 posted on 04/09/2014 9:14:41 PM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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What’s worse? Cow farts or smokers? It’s a tossup....

Totalitarians. Hands down.

17 posted on 04/09/2014 9:15:29 PM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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The most abundant and strongest greenhouse gas in the atmosphere is......

water vapor.....

Idiots......


18 posted on 04/10/2014 4:25:35 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith....)
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To: TigersEye
1. there is no global warming
so nothing is causing it cause it doesn't exist
2. greenhouse gas theory is bs even if there were global warming. so talking about anything these fools say C02, methane etc is ridiculous. what this is about is advancing socialism (government control) and the democrats party nothing else
3. the democrats and their government are about to cripple businesses and the economy by mandating ridiculous fuel economy standards for a hoax called global warming.government already banned lightbulbs for the global warming hoax
19 posted on 04/10/2014 2:20:20 PM PDT by Democrat_media (Obama ordered IRS to rig 2012 election and must resign)
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To: TigersEye
1. there is no global warming
so nothing is causing it cause it doesn't exist
2. greenhouse gas theory is bs even if there were global warming. so talking about anything these fools say C02, methane etc is ridiculous. what this is about is advancing socialism (government control) and the democrats party nothing else
3. the democrats and their government are about to cripple businesses and the economy by mandating ridiculous fuel economy standards for a hoax called global warming.government already banned lightbulbs for the global warming hoax

4.government is beyond ridiculous as these government agencies mission to reduce cow farts to save the planet from the global warming hoax shows. this alone proves that government can never work.

20 posted on 04/10/2014 2:23:36 PM PDT by Democrat_media (Obama ordered IRS to rig 2012 election and must resign)
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