[COBOL2Java]

With any luck we can negotiate with the Kingdom of Norway and settle the Obamas on Bouvet Island (see below), an uninhabited subantarctic volcanic island and dependency of Norway located in the South Atlantic Ocean at 54°25.8S 3°22.8E. It lies at the southern end of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge and is the most remote island in the world, approximately 2,200 kilometres (1,400 mi) south-southwest of the coast of South Africa and approximately 1,700 kilometres (1,100 mi) north of the Princess Astrid Coast of Queen Maud Land, Antarctica.

[skinkinthegrass]

not desolate enough.