Posted on 06/20/2014 2:36:19 PM PDT by PoloSec
From a Southwest flight attendant on a San Francisco to Chicago trip. Includes a great mocking of the absurd FAA rule that requires flight attendants to teach passengers how to use seat belts.
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Bump for later viewing.
Couldn’t hear it all (low q), but what I could hear was a riot! Esp. the crack about United...heh heh heh
Wow...a gay flight attendant.../ S
Who would have thought...
He was actually pretty funny...
Strap ‘em on,, Cinch ‘em tight!!
WE got us a rookie pilot!
‘Those friendly skies’ ping....
For a fag he’s pretty funny.
I’ve heard then....there’s a co-pilot on JetBlue who does his schtick with a harmonica.
I was talking to one of the stewardesses on that flight and said I thought he was pretty funny because it was the first time I had heard it. But that I empathized with her if he did it all the time (she said he did) as it would get very annoying to hear it over and over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4SkoJy3D0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3n3nXUFmA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07LFBydGjaM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYA_ivyj3kE
I haven’t flown in years, but I’ve actually been on a flight where this guy was the flight attendant before. He gave more or less the same speech.
In 1970, I had Hitler’s daughter as the head Flight Attendant on a TWA red-eye flight from LA to DC. I had already spent more than 30 hours flying (sick) from Cambodia to the Philippines and then to a 6 hour layover at LA (no money, no food).
Then we boarded the plane around midnight and Herr Hitler started to talk. This Jew was running for the Exit door but wasn’t fast enough. Glad there weren’t any showers on this plane. Had to endure the Troll Master’s dominance for the flight.
Next time I’ll walk!
I’ll take this JetBlue guy anyday. Maybe he can pick me out a nice tie.
The JetBlue guy was pretty funny...the first time and I really enjoyed it, but I thought about it in the longer term and realized that if he did that on every flight, it would get really, really, old.
Very funny.
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