I’d be willing to let them rename the Apache after me so the liberals aren’t being offended.
Then, they can use the new AH-64 Bryan to reach out to liberals. You know, find them where they are and conduct outreach using the time-tested means that the old Apache helicopter was so well-known for but with the new, friendlier name since names are so important to them.
We can rename the Hellfire the Peace-Love-Tofu and send liberals some Peace-Love-Tofu wherever they congregate.
The chain gun can be renamed Fairness and they always want more Fairness, don’t they. Give em Fairness until they just can’t take any more!
Then we can rename the B-52 the Good Vibes and send some Good Vibes to the big liberal cities and colleges.
I’m sick of those people!
Maybe they’d prefer the A-10 Fudgepacker and similar.
I am all for renaming the B-52s from Stratofortress to Rock Lobster.