Well, of course I’ll finish the story. My wife is here now, and she wants to know how the story ends, too. So here it is.
“And then I realized that this would just be cheap, meaningless sex, and there was somebody out there who was my soul mate and would want me to be untarnished by such tawdry behavior, so I turned and walked away.
I eventually found this wonderful woman who makes it unnecessary to dredge up old relationships because she’s everything I ever dreamed of.
The End”
Right after we were married, I took my wife out to practice with a pistol. She picked up the pistol and said, “Take twenty five paces and then turn sideways to me.”
I did it. She shot all the buttons off my shirt and all I felt was the breeze of the bullets going by.
So you’d finish a story like that, too, if you were married to her.
You are sick in the head.
You must be married.
/S
LOL!!!
That’s one of those ABC Night at the Movies types of endings and you slap your and go “What?!?!???”