Have been invited by my sister to move to California. Told her the chances of my doing that we’re about the same as Hell freezing over.
I met a woman who was living in California (long story, not relevant here). Early in our relationship I told her I couldn't move to CA, since half my guns were illegal there. She agreed to marry me and move to Ohio. My engagement present to her was a Ruger .357 revolver, and she's now an avid gunner with her own CCW.