mooch and obie are beyond the paie....and the PAIL
Mooch and Obie went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
Mooch - “Whoa there.... pale? As in pale white people? That is so racist, can’t you just say ‘bucket’??”
Okay..
Mooch and Obie went up the hill, to fetch a bucket of water.
Obie fell down and broke his crown...
Obie - “Hold on one minute there fella... broke my crown? Is that a subliminal message about impeachment? Their going to take away my crown! I think you can do better than that racist stuff....”
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Mooch and Obie went up the hill, to fetch a bucket....
Mooch - “Fetch? As in Step N Fetch it? Do you know how racist some of the words you use are?”
Obie - “This is the kind of thing we must stamp into the ground if we are to progress forward with my vision for America”
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Mooch and Obie went up the hill, to get a bucket of water.
But Obie fell down and tore his gown and Mooch went rolling after.
Obie - “Gown? That is the best you can do? You don’t think that is implying I am gay or a cross-dresser?”
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Up Obie got, just like a shot
As fast as he could caper
To Old Kenya Dob, to fix his nob
with vinegar and brown paper
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Mooch - “No way! That can’t be real.... so much racism in so few words”
Obie- “I don’t think you can fix a torn gown with vinegar and brown paper”