"Hi voters. I managed to unglue my lips from Obama's
*** to be here. That's why my mouth looks so funny."
On November 7, the world will end, mothers will not be able to nurture their children, the seas will no longer be held back.
Yesterday I got a letter, addressed to a mis-spelling of my name, from something called the “Voter Participation Center”. This letter reminded me about the upcoming election, reminded me that I could register to vote at the polls on election day if I provided “proof of residence” (it actually takes a little more than that) and bemoaned the fact that I had not voted in Wisonsin elections.
It went on to assure me that my ballot would be secret, the voting booth would be private, and that voting would be “free of intimidation”.
It then warned that I might be “called after the election to discuss [my] experience at the polls.”
True story. No satire. Spooky to receive this notice on Halloween!
People in North Carolina are getting letters, too. For all I know, I did - I throw many pieces of mail away unopened.
No more robocalls - we have a winner!
"Hi voters. I managed to unglue my lips from Obama's
*** to be here. That's why my mouth looks so funny."
It’s true in one way. It is the way they think.
They’re desperate here in NYS.
The incumbent in CNY Maffei is taking an absolute beating in the polls.
Here’s a link to an article that appeared in the local paper.
Katko takes 10 point lead over Maffei in Siena poll
The local paper is endorsing Katko and the guy on the radio said that in two terms and five election cycles, Maffei has never taken up an offer to be on the radio with him to discuss the issues for the voters.
Here’s a link to Kakto’s website.
http://www.johnkatkoforcongress.com/issues/
Poor John....It’s getting so difficult to write satire in the face of ridiculous liberal behavior.
“We know where you live”.
Hey, let’s find out where THEY live!