I shot my first turkey the other day. Unfortunately it upset everybody in the frozen food section.
UH OH!! Should have read comments before posting my own!
Friend of mine was on his way back from deer hunting right at dusk when he saw a turkey land in a hemlock tree. He shot it and stuffed it in the back of his hunting coat pouch to hide it as they were not in season.
Upon arriving back at the cabin, he pulled it out to show the other guys....
He had shot a turkey buzzard!!! Not a turkey.
LOL