Boehner: “As chairman of the welcoming committee it is my privilege to extend a Lenin and HoChi Minh handshake to our new…… Marxist!”
Americans lock and load.
Obama (Puts a Shaprton gun to his head): “Hold it! Next racist that makes a move, the Marxist get it!”
GOP: “Hold it men, he’s not bluffing”
GOP Pundits: “Listen to him men, he’s just crazy enough to do it!”
GOP: “Drop the investigations or I swear I will blow this Marxist’s head all over this country”
Obama: “Oh Lordy Lord, He’s racist! Do what he say! Do what he saaaay!”
MSNBC “Isn’t anyone going to help that poor president?”
McConnell: “Hush now Tea Party, opposing him is a sure way to get us killed!”
Obama “Oohh, hep me, hep me! Somebody hep me! I need a vacation! Hep me! Hep me! ….. Shut up!”
Locks himself in the White House. Begins hugging himself.
Obama: “Oooh baby, I am soooo talented. And the American people are soooo dumb.”