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Cute satire by a conservative reporterette.

Guilty or not-guilty?


1 posted on 01/20/2015 9:40:56 AM PST by PROCON
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To: PROCON

i like her. She’s funny and smart.


2 posted on 01/20/2015 9:42:37 AM PST by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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To: PROCON

May I inquire as to whether she would be willing to oppress me?

(Oh press me! Again! Again!)


3 posted on 01/20/2015 9:43:57 AM PST by Fightin Whitey
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I’m voting for cute satire. It is actually pretty comical and explains why men are stuck in a ‘damned if you do’ and ‘damned if you don’t’ trap in regards to our relations with women.


4 posted on 01/20/2015 9:47:20 AM PST by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: PROCON

I would guess generally not guilty, and without clicking on the link, I think is is pretty funny satire so far!

Broplimenting...gotta love it!


5 posted on 01/20/2015 9:50:54 AM PST by rlmorel (The Media's Principles: Conflict must exist. Doesn't exist? Create it. Exists? Exacerbate it.)
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To: PROCON

There are many man-haters out there for whom this article is gospel.


6 posted on 01/20/2015 9:51:16 AM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Good Muslims, like good Nazis or good liberals, are terrible human beings.)
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To: PROCON

Love the pic.

She’s got that “I’m smarter than the sum of the progressive dork-O-nauts out there” look.

And she’s right. (In so many ways.)


7 posted on 01/20/2015 9:59:02 AM PST by Da Coyote
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Over the weekend a big Grizzly-Adams type guy smiled and me and said, “You really have some pretty hair.”

I should have screamed, “You SOB!”

;)


8 posted on 01/20/2015 10:13:38 AM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: PROCON

She’s on Red Eye on occasion - she’s awesome.


10 posted on 01/20/2015 10:20:02 AM PST by Sparky1776
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To: PROCON
She forgot the "con-pliment," which occurs when men seemingly compliment women on their appearance, but in reality are just flattering them so that they can get in their pants. Besides, a woman is so much more than just her appearance. That's just more sexist objectification for ya.

Oh, and then there's "pig-norance." That's when men fail to notice the extraordinary lengths women go to to look nice. Men are so narcissistic that they overlook the $100 manicure and the kelp-ostrich egg shampoo imported from Micronesia, plus that cute bob you just spent half a month's salary on. Pigs!

11 posted on 01/20/2015 10:33:40 AM PST by IronJack
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Funny! :-)


12 posted on 01/20/2015 10:40:54 AM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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With a face like that, you know she’s bringing the sarcasm.


13 posted on 01/20/2015 10:42:52 AM PST by struggle
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10. Mensoring This is when men censor their cool partybro bro-time stories around women because they don’t think we can handle anything offensive.

Seriously? Treat us the same! It’s not like we’re easily offended or anything! That should settle the question of satire.

15 posted on 01/20/2015 10:48:08 AM PST by chesley (Obama -- Muslim or dhimmi? And does it matter?)
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I think she’s totally cute (of course, I married a blonde who is cuter!) - here’s one of her video reports interviewing Sn. Cruz:

http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=4799

No Guilty!


18 posted on 01/20/2015 11:32:26 AM PST by februus
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Hilarious! She has the liberal-speak down.


20 posted on 01/20/2015 12:21:20 PM PST by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord for everything you have. Don't wait. Do it today.)
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Satire?

Feh ... If that was published in S@l0n dot com, instead of National Review, we'd all assume it was meant to be taken seriously.

21 posted on 01/20/2015 12:23:18 PM PST by NorthMountain (No longer TEA Party ... I'm the TAF Party)
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To: PROCON

I would be guilty of urinating while standing up if some sow had her arm in a barrel of cement blocking me on my morning commute. I can think of many purposeful things I do to annoy the obvious feminist.


22 posted on 01/20/2015 1:10:42 PM PST by Organic Panic
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