[Liz]

......Bush and Romney insiders say the chief sticking point was who would be on top.....

How mid-Victorian.

Bill and Hillary don't have such "sticking points."

[Liz]

...presidential contender, Hillary Clinton, has vowed to crush all opponents under a massive wad of campaign cash.....

Hillary arrives to receive the coveted Gold-plated Knitting Needles
statuette: cited as the Democrat candidate "Most Likely to Unravel."