White House replaces Easter Bunny with a bat

Canada Free Press ^ | 04/06/15 | Judi McLeod

[LonePalm]

Hillary or Marge Schott?

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Zionist Conspirator]

::sigh:: However allergic to left wing environmentalism you are (and I am as allergic to it as anyone else), the fact remains that bats are very important to the ecosystem and are very vulnerable due to their very slow reproduction. These are simple facts and there's nothing left wing about them.

And they're certainly not "ghouls." The only bats that drink blood live in Latin America and weren't even discovered by Europeans until they began settling that part of the world. And bats weren't even associated with anything spooky or creepy until Bram Stoker wrote that awful book.

Folks, I can't stand Obama and I can't stand political correctness. But bats haven't done anything wrong . . . okay? Can we please hold back a bit on the bat-bashing? Bash Obama instead!

(I can't help but wonder why they'd use a bat that doesn't even live in this country instead of a little brown bat or some such species.)

[Rodamala]

He is risen.

[nuconvert]

But if the Easter Bunny was there, how is the bat replacing it? I guess there’s sarcasm in the headline and I missed it.

[WayneS]

“Bats are important pollinators of bananas and avocados, the cacao plant, which we make chocolate from, and even the agave plant, which we make tequila from,” Mies says.

None of which are native plants to more than a tiny portion of the United; and none of which are significant cash-crops in the United States.

[WayneS]

How important is the Flying Fox to the ecosystems of the United States?

[FrdmLvr]

Way to be a kill joy. Can you even imagine? A traditional Easter egg roll - is that too much to ask, or would the kids maybe enjoy themselves just a little too much?!!

[WayneS]

The United States’ ban on bringing Malayan Flying Foxes in to this country must just be another one of those pesky laws the Obama malAdministration has decided they do not need to follow?

[WayneS]

(I can't help but wonder why they'd use a bat that doesn't even live in this country instead of a little brown bat or some such species.)

Probably because The bats native to the U.S. are nothing but bigoted, non-inclusive tools of imperialism...

[bray]

Is the bat’s name ISIS?

Pray America is waking

[angcat]

Looks like Wookie’s mother.

[BitWielder1]

A symbol of evil. They don't even try to hide it.