Instead we have 13 year-old girls on Gardasil, popping Plan B One Step like Pez... with an Easy Bake oven.
If girls that age *would* play with an easy bake, they might get the results shown on the box. When an 8-year-old and her friend play with an easy bake, you get a HUGE mess.
The decorating pen is shaped like a pregnancy test wand.