No joke. The Max Brooks Zombie Survival Guide.
Just replace ‘Zombie’ with ‘Human Garbage’.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Zombie-Survival-Guide-Protection/dp/1400049628
I am not remotely kidding.
Hardcore Pawn - Preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSBS1UeG3fM