[Mastador1]

"Once in landfills, food breaks down to produce methane, a potent greenhouse gas which contributes to climate change,"

An pray tell oh great and wise EPA what happens when that food breaks down in our intestines? Should we all stop eating so as to eliminate human flatus? The biggest offenders in that case are the vegans because vegetables cause more gas production than any other food. Quick, everyone kill the vegans before they destroy the Earth!!

[Nailbiter]

Should we all stop eating so as to eliminate human flatus?

The ultimate goal of EPA is to eliminate humans- all but themselves