[GregoTX]

The only thing that is truly bullet proof is Chuck Norris.

[Pollster1]

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you.
Try a different person.
Try someone less dangerous.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

And his tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

[husky ed]

Too bad his neck isn't. - Bruce Lee

Ed

[Mastador1]

The only thing that is truly bullet proof is Chuck Norris.

Man that's so yesterday, as anyone here on FR can clearly see the only thing that is bulletproof is.................Donald Trump, and if you disagree you are clearly deranged or an imbecile.................or a deranged imbecile, and that's what you'll hear from his polite supporters.

[BBell]

I was going to say Christopher Lee but he died.