My girlfriend works in maternity ward of a ghetto hospital in Connecticut. Just this weekend she told me there was a boy born there with the last name of Outlaw. And his first name? Legend. Legend Outlaw. That’s child abuse.
I once had a kid at the summer camp whose name was Demon. It was pronounced “Da-moan”, but spelled “Demon”. Functional illiteracy is a bitch when it comes time to name your offspring.
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