[T-Bone Texan]

Back when my stepmother was alive, and my hair was not gray, I was a literal red headed stepchild.

Never liked that saying.

I used to like the phrase “I will toss you like a salad”, but that term has been co-opted by the homos, and it means something entirely different now.

[rockrr]

I don’t which sounded worse, a “red headed stepchild” or (as I was called) “towheaded”. Looks like we both survived ;’}