Are we thupposed to duck nuclear bombth, Hillary?
We live directly between two large Air Force Bases. Should Satan’s spawn be elected, we will be relocating.
But wait a minute. I thought only hot-headed Republicans got us into nuclear war. Remember the nuclear war we just went through with Reagan?
I’d bet Trump is every bit a gentleman as would be expected. If he wanted something to grab, he could either ask it home, or hire it. Lord knows, he’s got a couple spare bucks in the old fun fund... :)
Yeah but half the rich people are on vacation at any given time. They will be out of town and safe and sound.
So as the fallout dusts my half destroyed hovel, I will take comfort from knowing that the likes of Zuckerberg, Hanks, Gates, and Streisand will survive.
I think Barky will have Iran strike us soon after Trump is elected. And of course he won’t retaliate.
Looking forward to the fireworks.. civilization needs to start over anyway.
Walking through hell with house shoes.
Somebody needs to hit the RESET button.
This guy GETS IT!!!!
Are we thupposed to duck nuclear bombth, Hillary?
I was thinking about this at work today. I’m not artsy, but I would love to see a cartoon like this:
Frame One: Hillary in front of the presstitutes saying “Seventeen intelligence agencies say the Russians are behind the Wikileaks hack” (Note: cartoonist’s “eye” is looking at the backs of “reporters” as they listen to Hillary who is facing them. On their notebooks are their press credentials (names) and the times of their appointments to plan with Podesta...)
Frame Two: Flash to representatives of the “17 intel agencies in a group, looking at an envelope labeled (with all letters cut out from magazines’) as “Hacked Emails”, with a return address saying FROM RUSSIA. FBI should be represented by James Comey in a t-shirt that says “LAWS ARE FOR LITTLE PEOPLE”, NSA should say “I’M WITH HER”, etc. The group as a whole says in lock-step: “It looks like it’s from Russia!”
FRAME 3: Back to Hillary saying, “Because the integrity of US elections is so important (have an imagination bubble where she remembers bused-in fraudulent voters, paying bimbos to lie, suggesting that Assange be droned, etc), I as an experienced diplomat will respond with the temperament such a serious threat demands...”
FRAME 4: Show crazy Joe Biden in clown outfit rolling his eyes and sticking out his tongue right next to Hillary as she says, “We will execute a top-secret cyber-attack to embarrass the pants off of Vladimir Putin”.
FRAME 5: Pan right from Biden and Hillary so they can be seen as very tiny (still sticking out their tongues) and show Russian nuclear-armed subs in the Atlantic off our coast with a muscular and VERY NOT AMUSED Putin watching.
FRAME 6: IF YOU DON”T UNDERSTAND THIS CARTOON, YOU MIGHT WANT TO ABSTAIN FROM VOTING
I remember a time when nuclear annihilation was feared and discouraged, what the hell. Now it seems you guys almost welcome it as a way to relieve your angst. Get over it and get out and vote and whatever happens happens but for God sake don’t give up now people.
Jesus people!
Those pesky 40 million white, male, gun toting, bible thumping red state voters have to be removed from the voter rolls somehow ...
She is the most evil thing out there. Wasn't the antichrist supposed to recover from a head wound?
So what happens if the balloon goes up and you DON’T die immediately in a ball of nuclear fire? And the fallout doesn’t drift your way?
What then, genius?
Nuclear survival skills used to be common knowledge, a few decades ago. Time to dust off those old Civil Defense manuals, huh? Or go online and see what you can learn. (Try nuclearsecrecy.com for starters, with its splendid NUKEMAP feature.)