On the night of the election, I had several friends in West Hollywood partying in anticipation of Hillary winning.
By 11pm I realized no one had txt’d me with their commie touts so, I txt’d then instead:
“Hey, I think something is wrong with my phone. Can you txt me back?”
Of course it was pretty clear Trump was winning by this time and I didn’t hear from anyone until the next day.
Both responses were the same “How, texting you back. Let me if it works”
To which I responded “Oh hey, I figured out what was wrong. I Forgot To Push The Trump Button”.
Priceless...
That’s quite possibly the come-back jab I’ve ever heard.
“The Trump Button” is gold - Congratulations!