I will be able to get in because I identify as a black lesbian. Next week I might identify as a giraffe. I always wanted to be one of them.
A close friend once told me that when she was a little girl, they told her she could grow up to be anything she wanted.
She said she wanted to grow up as an elephant.
Hippos are the most dangerous animal in nature, not lions or tigers. Wildabeasts and Cape Buffaloes are also deadly.