The dog needs to lay off the coke for a while or it’s off to puppy rehab.
Flake news!
I’m 35 miles NW of Manhattan and got 20+ inches. I was getting a chuckle when I listened to the news in the morning about how overblown the storm was while driving past 8 foot snow banks.
I sent the drone up for a 2 minute shot that can be seen here:
I try to find additional uses for things so you can use them more often.
Our snow is mostly gone, but my three lazy dogs left large piles of Al Franken right outside of our back door. Oh, their poor tootsies get cold. Wimps.
Well, I like going out there with a shovel to pick up Al Franken about as much as I like Al Franken.
I figured there had to be an easier way.
What could I use? What could I use?
Of course!
The snow blower.
It would just pick up the Al Franken and fling it towards the neighbors!
What a great idea!
I probably should have thought through it a little more.
If you’ve ever used a snow blower, you know you have to be aware of the wind because it can blow the snow right back on you.
Those spinny things on the front of the snow blower ground up the Al Franken and it became kind of a fine powder. The wind played a dirty trick on me.
I felt like Thomas Edison when he tried to make a light out of a carrot.
I’ve taken three showers and I still feel like I watched a highlight reel of Al Franken.
And the neighbor saw what I was doing.
Oh, it was OK for him to use his leaf blower and blow all his leafs out into the road so they could come and make my house look rustic, but he goes all ape shirt over me blowing a little Al Franken towards his property.
He called the Sheriff.
Ah, but there’s a law the liberal lawyers haven’t come up with.....yet.