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Texas Rep Proposes Fine for Masturbation [semi-satire]
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| 19 Mar 2017
| John Semmens
Posted on 03/17/2017 3:36:13 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
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posted on
03/17/2017 4:46:00 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: BlueDragon
are you secretly a blogger? I could secretly be MANY bloggers...
Wouldn't THAT be a kick in the ass?!
To: John Semmens
In another forum someone suggested an Internet hoax directed at adolescent boys, that because he could no longer “fap”, a teenage boy hung himself, and authorities are expecting a “wave of suicides” from masturbators, terrified of going to prison.
And, in something that would defeat the entire purpose of this pro abortion legislator, that because of the despondent teen boys, teen girls had decided to not just abhor birth control and get pregnant, but to have and raise their children in good, Christian households. So the “law” has caused an explosion in teen pregnancy, while at the same time putting abortionists out of business.
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posted on
03/17/2017 4:50:37 PM PDT
by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
(Leftists aren't fascists. They are "democratic fascists", a completely different thing.)
To: humblegunner
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posted on
03/17/2017 4:51:26 PM PDT
by
BlueDragon
(my kinfolk had to fight off wagon burnin' scalp taking Comanches, reckon we could take on a few more)
To: John Semmens
Anti-science leftists can not tell tell the difference between sperm and a person.
The politicization of science is a very dangerous thing.
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posted on
03/17/2017 5:32:22 PM PDT
by
unlearner
(So much winning !!! It's Trumptastic!)
To: John Semmens
Jessica Farrar (D-Austin) -—star of “Jessica Does Jackson Hole”?
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posted on
03/17/2017 5:59:09 PM PDT
by
Mark
(Celebrities... is there anything they do not know? -Homer Simpson)
To: Doogle
I have already paid my dues. I have to wear glasses.
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posted on
03/17/2017 6:39:18 PM PDT
by
fhayek
To: John Semmens
Every spilled sperm, like every aborted fetus, represents a potential life that could've been brought to term.What a stupid woman! It takes a sperm
and an egg to make a life.
The sad irony in this is that she recognizes that a life is being ended with an abortion and yet she maintains her pro choice position.
She proudly condones the murder of innocents.
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posted on
03/17/2017 6:58:51 PM PDT
by
philman_36
(Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty and supped with infamy. Benjamiin Franklin)
To: CapnJack
Who is guilty if she swallows?
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posted on
03/17/2017 8:29:32 PM PDT
by
nanook
(Thomas Jefferson was right.)
To: fhayek
Yeah,...and I have to wait til next Monday
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posted on
03/17/2017 9:43:40 PM PDT
by
Doogle
(( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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