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1 posted on 04/08/2017 8:54:24 AM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 04/08/2017 8:55:21 AM PDT by John Semmens
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I think you forgot:

Always demand a Cash Bribe for everything you do and accept the Bribe with a Smile.


3 posted on 04/08/2017 9:00:30 AM PDT by eyeamok (destruction of government records.)
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Chelsea would be waiting tables third shift at the Waffle House if she weren’t Webb Hubbell’s and PIAPS’ “love” child.


4 posted on 04/08/2017 9:08:18 AM PDT by nickedknack
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If her parents weren’t who they are, young Chelsea would be just another burger flipper down on the corner. If she truly believes all that bullshit, I feel sorry for her.


5 posted on 04/08/2017 9:09:32 AM PDT by GoldenPup
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Make sure your parents set up a slush fund for you. Tell everyone it’s for homeless Haitians and they’ll donate crazy amounts of money. It’s so easy it should be illegal.
Also it helps a lot to marry a rich guy. It’s great because you don’t even have to think about money.


6 posted on 04/08/2017 9:25:16 AM PDT by ArcadeQuarters ("Immigration Reform" is ballot stuffing)
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Priceless. Thanks John!


8 posted on 04/08/2017 9:32:25 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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LOL! Well done.


11 posted on 04/08/2017 9:48:49 AM PDT by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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Ok, well, um, like the first thing you gotta do is have your dad become president and then like, I dunno... have your mother becomes a money-grubbing power hungry bitch who ends up Secretary of State or something and then it's like, totally cool, you're set!!
12 posted on 04/08/2017 11:56:58 AM PDT by jmacusa (Dad may be in charge but mom knows whats going on.)
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Ha ha ha haaaaaaa


13 posted on 04/08/2017 11:59:03 AM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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Fake-satire in the title? Does that make it true? haha.


15 posted on 04/08/2017 12:44:13 PM PDT by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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"One thing that I highly recommend for others is to get a job with a major television news outlet," she suggested. "These jobs are very rewarding. My starting salary at NBC News was $600,000. This type of salary will enable any young woman to make a major dent in her student-loan debt."

LOL - - You captured her John...

16 posted on 04/09/2017 8:54:58 AM PDT by GOPJ (Unmasked reports transferred face-to-face at obscure airport: Obama to Lynch to Bill Clinton?)
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Great, John, just great. I think you’ve got it!


17 posted on 04/11/2017 3:35:57 AM PDT by sima_yi ( Reporting live from the far North)
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