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Chuck Norris Interview- Extended Edition [Sharyl Atkinson]
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| 07 April 2017
| Sharyl Attkinson interviews Chuck Norris
Posted on 07/08/2017 9:28:28 AM PDT by Lorianne
Video 5:59
TOPICS: TV/Movies
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posted on
07/08/2017 9:28:28 AM PDT
by
Lorianne
To: Lorianne
Should I start this?
How many push ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Carry on!
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posted on
07/08/2017 9:41:45 AM PDT
by
rktman
(Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
To: rktman
How many push ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.Fake news!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups.
He pushes the Earth down.
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posted on
07/08/2017 9:50:24 AM PDT
by
mountn man
(The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
To: rktman
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper.
It didn’t work...wouldn’t take sh*t from anybody!
To: Lorianne
A rattlesnake once bit Chuck Norris.
After several days of agonizing pain and suffering....
The rattlesnake finally died.
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posted on
07/08/2017 9:59:03 AM PDT
by
factoryrat
(We are the producers, the creators. Grow it, mine it, build it. MAGA!)
To: rktman
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push ups. He pushes the ground down. :-)
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posted on
07/08/2017 10:02:22 AM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: Georgia Girl 2
Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug. Its not dead its just afraid to move.
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posted on
07/08/2017 10:03:36 AM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: Lorianne
When the boogey man goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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posted on
07/08/2017 10:06:25 AM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: Georgia Girl 2
Well, he won’t visit Reno and sends me a check to stay here. ;-)
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posted on
07/08/2017 10:06:39 AM PDT
by
rktman
(Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
Chuck Norris’ tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
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posted on
07/08/2017 10:07:43 AM PDT
by
dsrtsage
(One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
To: Lorianne
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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posted on
07/08/2017 10:08:02 AM PDT
by
reed13k
To: Ammo Republic 15
Chuck Norris had three pets...a lizard, a goldfish, and a monkey.
He gave each a drop of his blood.
They are now known as Godzilla, Jaws, and King Kong!
To: Ammo Republic 15
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper but it wouldn’t take anybody’s shite.
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posted on
07/08/2017 10:15:38 AM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: Lorianne
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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posted on
07/08/2017 10:17:20 AM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: Lorianne
Attkisson, not “Atkinson”
To: Lorianne
Chuck Norris does not have a chin, Chuck Norris has a third fist.
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posted on
07/08/2017 10:18:28 AM PDT
by
clbiel
(Islamophobia: The irrational fear of being decapitated)
To: Georgia Girl 2
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice.
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posted on
07/08/2017 10:18:45 AM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: dsrtsage
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life there.
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posted on
07/08/2017 10:20:51 AM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: Georgia Girl 2
On the day Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor and then drove his mother home.
To: Lorianne
Chuck Norris simply walked into Mordor.
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posted on
07/08/2017 10:23:13 AM PDT
by
IronJack
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